AHumorous Account Of America's Past

America Was Discovered By AFew Norwegians Who Got Lost While Sailing To GreenlandHad They Established APermanent Settlement, America Might Be The United States Of WinelandIn , Columbus Gave The Men Of San Salvador Shiney Glass Beads, And Their Women Gave His Crew SyphillusWho Took Advantage Of Whom? If Not For The Defeat Of The Spanish Armada In , America Today Would Likely Be Spanish And CatholicEarly English Explorers Were Pirates Of The Caribbean, And Early American Colonists Were Illegal ImmigrantsThe First English Colony In America Was ALot Like Gongral Motore, And The Husband Of Pocahontas Was Responsible For Lung Cancer And Slavery In The SouthMore Recently, Teddy Roosevelt And His 'rough Riders' Had To Run Up San Juan Hillsomeone Forgot To Transport Their Horses! So How Did America Become The Greatest Nation On Earth? Read My Book.
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