Hands Off Cocks, Hands On Socks

As An Asthmatic Teenager In The s, ILonged For ALife In APlace More Exotic And Warm For My Condition Than The Then Dreary Britain.national Service Seemed To Offer Such AChance To AStockbroker,s Clerk office Boy Such As MeIt DidIEnded Up, After Disappointments Danger And Drama, In EgyptWhat Could Be More Exciting To An Year Old Than The Land Of The Pharaohs, Pyramids And Permanent almost Sun? Adventures And Misadventures Abounded There For Me.i Have Tried To Relate Them In An As Amusing ANarrative As PossibleCome With Me On This Sometimes Hilarious, Sometimes Disastrous Journey  
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