Totlandia Book the Onesies, Fall

In Book Of The Totlandia Series:  The Pacific Heights Moms Tots Club Is The Most Exclusive Children?s Playgroup In All Of San FranciscoFor The City?s Ultracompetitive Elite, The Club?s Ten Annual Spots Are The Ultimate Parenting Prize.  But Not Everyone Is Phmtc MaterialThe Club?s Founder, Bettina Connaught Cross, Adheres To Strict Membership Rules: Moms OnlyNo Single Parents Or Working Mothers AllowedMembership Is An Arduous CommitmentAnd There?s No Room In The Club For Scandal, Bad Behavior, Or Imperfection?from Tots Or Their Moms.  In AWorld Of Power And Prestige, No One Has More Than BettinaAnd As Every Mom In Pacific Heights Knows, You Simply Cannot Cross HerBut This Year?s Admissions Process Is More Rigorous Than Ever, Pitting Prospective Members Against Each Other To Prove Their Mettle.  But Four Of The Six Candidates Vying For The Remaining Four Slots Have ASecret That Would Knock Them Out Of The RunningJade Is AFormer Stripper And Porn Actress, Who Has Been Absent For Most Of Her Son?s LifeJillian?s Husband Cleaned Out Their Joint Accounts And Left Her For His Pregnant AssistantAlly Never Even Had AHusband?just ASperm Donor?and She?s Hiding AHighranking Corporate JobAnd Lorna Fears That Her Son May Have Special Needs? Just The Excuse Her Sisterinlaw, Bettina, Needs To Deny Her Entry To The Club.  Can These Hopeful Moms Keep Up Appearances Long Enough To Outlast The Competition? Or Will Their Chances?and Their Private Lives?go Up In Flames?  FriendshipLiesSeductionBetrayalWelcome To Totlandia.
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