North By East Coast

Alvin Green Has ?accidentally? Committed AViolent Crime And Is On The RunThe Police Are After Him And So Is His Victim, Bent On Revenge.  He Decides To Flee On ATrain Travelling To Scotland.  But The . To From King?s Cross To Edinburgh Is No Ordinary Train, As Alvin Soon Discovers, It Is Populated By Glamorous Young Women From Films By Alfred Hitchcock Who Want To Draw Him Into Their Own PlotsIn Case He Needs Legal Advice There Is Also ABarrister In Attendance.can This Be AReal Train? Of Course Not.  Alvin And His Train Are The Creation Of Aspiring Novelist Andrew Brownrigg, Who Is Serving APrison Sentence For ASimilar Offence To That Of His Fictional HeroFortunately For Andrew, Gainsborough Open Prison Is About To Start ACreative Writing Class: And He Soon Becomes Tutor Jenny Patterson?s Favourite Student.
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